Pregnant stripper...not hot.
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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