these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Your dad touched me again.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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