I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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