marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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