Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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