just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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