I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
