so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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