do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
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