I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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