Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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