dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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