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I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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