is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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