Whod you bang
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
