; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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