I met the friendliest cop last night
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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