In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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