You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
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