He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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