okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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