yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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