I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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