My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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