So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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