maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
