Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
"it" just moved
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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