awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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