we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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