True but thats because hes a fetus.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
