school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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