She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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