My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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