my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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