so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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