The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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