I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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