I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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