Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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