just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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