Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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