I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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