guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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