i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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