He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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