We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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