I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Found the puke drawer
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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