I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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