only if we run a train.
done.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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