these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Randomize
