i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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