he thought i was a dude.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
He has the fingertips of a God
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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